• Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
  • Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
  • kanye: you should be honored by my lateness that i would even show up to this fake shit
  • mrs. west: KANYE SIT BACK DOWN WE'RE EATING DINNER TOGETHER AS A FAMILY

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thefrogman:

This cat is having tongue retraction issues. 

Is there…maybe something wrong with this cat?

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fuckthehipsters:

the notes 

fuckthehipsters:

the notes 

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